Lol my friends are funny #facebook #shewantstheD
modernday-marineusmc: I think nagging & complaining actually lets off a certain hormone that helps make you gain weight..

zackisontumblr:

i have 2 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
  • Me: Well fuck
  • Actual Fact: It's actually, you see yourself 20% less beautiful than everybody else see's you.
  • Me: Thank fuck